Are all boys douchebags????

Hey Dolls!!!
Today I have been faced with quite an interesting dilemma...are all boys douchebags???
Being a man myself, my initial reaction was NO, but then after careful consideration of my past and the past of some of my closest dolls, I may have to change that answer!
Most of my ex-boyfriends have started off good...the dinners, the flowers, the intimacy, and then they all followed the same pattern...they all of a sudden became the psychotic, obsessive, and douches that I wanted nothing to do with.
I thought I was the only one sailing on this yacht (cause as you know I don't do boats...TACKY), and then i asked some of my dolls about this....they all seemed to agree that in today's day and age, there no one worth dating! Let me make it clear that this does not mean the extinction of good looking boys...or the death of the romantics...but there are no guys, maybe just a handful-MAYBE, that have the combination of the two.
People assume that in the gay world, the hope still lives. HOWEVER, let me tell you, it doesn't and obviously whoever came up with that theory was STRAIGHT!!! LOL
One of my friends even dated this amazing guy, who then turned out to be a leech! I mean i am all for the egalitarian socieyt of equal power to men and women, and hence we can all pay for our boyfriends once in a while....but HELLO fellows...girls are not your DOORMAT, or ATM, or your MOTHER!!!
Are men like a pair of choos? attractive, expensive, yet worn only a couple of times....Have we come into a time where men can no longer be compared to the long-lasting, sturdy Hermes bag???
My friend Carrie Bradshaw would agree that it's hard finding that one BIG love, some have to even wait 40 years! I, on the other hand do not have those years to waste...I am at the peak of my youth, young, fresh, and definitely FABULOUS!!! I am now on an eternal quest to find that hunky chunk or romantic...its a challenge!!!
Write to me and tell me what you think of boys...are you sailing in my yacht or what? I wanna know how spicy your love life is...
Until next time...
XOXO